Knowledge Is My One True Pleasure

Section One:

[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. (don't get me wrong)
[ ] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness. (I'm not doing it for you)
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute. (It's not secret. >>)
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[ ] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes. (<-Aimed at me)

Section Two:

[ ] You’re very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise kendo
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic?

Section Three:

[ ] You have glasses.
[ ] You are can sometimes always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[ ] You are always very polite in your speech.
[ ] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[ ] You have some sort of fetish for something.

Section Four:

[ ] You have a friends who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin”
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.

Section Five:

[ ] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.

Section Six:

[ ] You are always, almost overly, polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ]You’re an excellent cook.
[ ] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.

Section Seven:

[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable.
[ ] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs)
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.

Section Eight:

[ ] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc..
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc... (..not to my sentences. I make "nyu" noises when I'm doing things. >//>)
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.